"gee, that’s a nice set of legs―" ”don’t sAY IT―” ”―what time do they open?” "damN IT, TAILGATE"
it’s my dear girlfriend iacon-lamppost's birthday!!!!!! to celebrate you and your impeccable taste, i have here for you the Bad Porn Line Tailgate and Blushing Bara Cyclonus you never asked for. im so sorry. have a good one, buddy （．＿．）
Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.
Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.